22 Best Funny Quotes

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#Quote 1

Don’t worry, I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

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#Quote 2

Dogs have masters, but cats have staffs.

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#Quotes 3

The world is so wrong; the people always say ‘no offence’ just before they’re about to offend you.

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#Best funny quotes 4

Everyone should marry at least once, if you get a good wife you will be a happy person; if you get a bad wife, you will become a real philosopher.

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#Quote 5

I was about to ask God for a Lamborghini, but then I realise that God doesn’t work that idea; so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

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#Quote 6

You must not tell lies, but a carefully edited truth.

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#Best funny quotes 7

Kamikaze pilots wearing helmets is the greatest mystery yet to be solved.

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#Quote 8

Going to a mosque doesn’t make you a good Muslim, just like standing in a garage doesn’t make you a car.

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#Quote 9

Plagiarism is when you still from one author when you steal from many, its call research.

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#Quote 10

Miss a couple of car payments and see for yourself how much people care about you being alive.

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#Best funny quotes 11

Relatives are given by God but thank God I can choose my friends.

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#Quote 12

Some people create happiness wherever they go, other whenever they go.

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#Quote 13

Patience is something you admire on the driver behind you, but never on the driver in front of you.

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#Quotes 14

I make the horn louder whenever I fail to repair the brakes.

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#Quote 15

Parents spend the first two years to teach their children to talk, and then the next sixteen years telling them to shut-up.

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#Quote 16

A diplomat is someone so talented that when he tells you to go to hell, you will look forward to the trip.

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Cool Funny Quotes

#Quote 17

Money won’t be able to buy happiness, but it is sure to make misery easier to live with.

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#Quote 18

Those who said money can’t buy happiness, please take down my account number.

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#Quote 19

Talent is when you realise that you are wrong during an argument but still defending till the end.

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#Quotes 20

A man only understands that his father was right when he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

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#Quote 21

I do know that hard work doesn’t kill anyone, but I’m not taking the risk.

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#Quotes 22

To make a mistake is human, to put the blame onto others shows your management potential.

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