22 Best Funny Quotes
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Don’t worry, I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Dogs have masters, but cats have staffs.
The world is so wrong; the people always say ‘no offence’ just before they’re about to offend you.
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Everyone should marry at least once, if you get a good wife you will be a happy person; if you get a bad wife, you will become a real philosopher.
I was about to ask God for a Lamborghini, but then I realise that God doesn’t work that idea; so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
You must not tell lies, but a carefully edited truth.
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Kamikaze pilots wearing helmets is the greatest mystery yet to be solved.
Going to a mosque doesn’t make you a good Muslim, just like standing in a garage doesn’t make you a car.
Plagiarism is when you still from one author when you steal from many, its call research.
Miss a couple of car payments and see for yourself how much people care about you being alive.
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Relatives are given by God but thank God I can choose my friends.
Some people create happiness wherever they go, other whenever they go.
Patience is something you admire on the driver behind you, but never on the driver in front of you.
I make the horn louder whenever I fail to repair the brakes.
Parents spend the first two years to teach their children to talk, and then the next sixteen years telling them to shut-up.
A diplomat is someone so talented that when he tells you to go to hell, you will look forward to the trip.
Money won’t be able to buy happiness, but it is sure to make misery easier to live with.
Those who said money can’t buy happiness, please take down my account number.
Talent is when you realise that you are wrong during an argument but still defending till the end.
A man only understands that his father was right when he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
I do know that hard work doesn’t kill anyone, but I’m not taking the risk.
To make a mistake is human, to put the blame onto others shows your management potential.