22 Best Funny Quotes
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Don’t worry, I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
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Dogs have masters, but cats have staffs.
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The world is so wrong; the people always say ‘no offence’ just before they’re about to offend you.
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Everyone should marry at least once, if you get a good wife you will be a happy person; if you get a bad wife, you will become a real philosopher.
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I was about to ask God for a Lamborghini, but then I realise that God doesn’t work that idea; so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
#Quote 6
You must not tell lies, but a carefully edited truth.
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Kamikaze pilots wearing helmets is the greatest mystery yet to be solved.
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Going to a mosque doesn’t make you a good Muslim, just like standing in a garage doesn’t make you a car.
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Plagiarism is when you still from one author when you steal from many, its call research.
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#Quote 10
Miss a couple of car payments and see for yourself how much people care about you being alive.
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Relatives are given by God but thank God I can choose my friends.
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Some people create happiness wherever they go, other whenever they go.
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Patience is something you admire on the driver behind you, but never on the driver in front of you.
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I make the horn louder whenever I fail to repair the brakes.
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Parents spend the first two years to teach their children to talk, and then the next sixteen years telling them to shut-up.
#Quote 16
A diplomat is someone so talented that when he tells you to go to hell, you will look forward to the trip.
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#Quote 17
Money won’t be able to buy happiness, but it is sure to make misery easier to live with.
#Quote 18
Those who said money can’t buy happiness, please take down my account number.
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Talent is when you realise that you are wrong during an argument but still defending till the end.
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#Quotes 20
A man only understands that his father was right when he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
#Quote 21
I do know that hard work doesn’t kill anyone, but I’m not taking the risk.
#Quotes 22
To make a mistake is human, to put the blame onto others shows your management potential.
